The Night Watchmen (2017)

03/04/2017Comedy, Horror1h 30m
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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Overview

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Top Billed Cast

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    Ken Arnold

    Ken

  2. Dan DeLuca

    Luca

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    Kevin Jiggetts

    Jiggetts

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    Kara Luiz

    Karen

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    Max Gray Wilbur

    Rajeeve

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    James Remar

    Randall

  7. Cast 1

    Matt Servitto

    Willy

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    Diona Reasonover

    Penny

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    Rain Pryor

    Margaret

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat...

Status Released

Original LanguageEnglish 

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