Machete Kills (2013)

R09/12/2013Action, Crime, Thriller1h 48m

Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.

Overview

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Top Billed Cast

  1. Cast 1

    Danny Trejo

    Machete Cortez

  2. Cast 1

    Mel Gibson

    Luther Voz

  3. Cast 1

    Demián Bichir

    Mendez

  4. Cast 1

    Amber Heard

    Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

  5. Cast 1

    Michelle Rodriguez

    Luz

  6. Cast 1

    Sofía Vergara

    Desdemona

  7. Cast 1

    Charlie Sheen

    Mr. President

  8. Cast 1

    Jessica Alba

    Sartana Rivera

  9. Cast 1

    Lady Gaga

    La Camaleon

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie...

Status Released

Original LanguageEnglish 

Budget$12,000,000.00

Revenue $15,000,000.00

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