Anyone else reckon that Jaeden Martell is Dan Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan’s secret love child? His mannerisms are positively Potter-esque throughout this daft sci-fi millennium caper. Those of us around at the time will remember all the fuss about the issues surrounding the year 2000 causing all the world’s computers unsolvable problems as we couldn’t just refer to years by their last two digits any more. Resilience tests were going on all over the shop, but loner “Eli” and his best/only pal “Danny” (Julian Dennison) are just planning to spend the event watching “Junior” on VHS. A few swigs of b...