**_Very, very Sorrentino_** > _I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I sacrifice myself for everyone._ - Silvio Berlusconi; Campaign dinner (February 11, 2006) > _I am without doubt the person who's been the most persecuted in the entire history of the world and the history of man._ - Silvio Berlusconi; Press conference (October 8, 2009) > _When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again'?_ - Silvio Berlusconi; Press conference (March 30, 2011) > _They can tap my telephone calls. I d...